Hamish & Andy

2024 Ep 272 - Hamish Blows Something Wide Open

Andy brings Bec into the studio to reveal something massive for Hamish & Jack. Hamish finally comes back to Blow Something Wide Open. Musical guests have begun putting their hands up for ConCon, and listener Luke may have lost touch with the common man... 

1. The Aura Ring - Bec’s confession 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. Blow something wide open - Tuna 
4. ConCon - Musical guests 
5. Luke's lost touch test 

2024 Ep 271 - Fame Shamed

The guys feel like they’re definitely getting ghosted by the guy who can get undressed in under 2.5 seconds, so Hamish proposes an alternate idea. Darcy’s under the microscope again after a ski trip that went wrong. The guys discuss more biscuit options for ConCon, and we put two listeners to the test for Chit Chat Champion!

1. Undressing Olympics 
2. Darcy under the microscope - Ski trip 
3. Chit Chat Champions 
4. ConCon - The the hybrid biscuit model 
5. Fame shamed 

2024 Ep 270 - Have We Been Catfished?

We clear up some ConConConfusion with our good friends at the ATO. Hamish notices adults are celebrating Book Week now, while also encouraging Andy and Jack to check out his flattering mirror. Plus, a special skill involving flickin' the world's most finger lickin' chicken! 

1. The ConCon mea culpa 
2. Power Moves and book week musings 
3. Chicken Flickin’ Good - Special skill 
4. Hamish’s flattering mirror 

2024 Ep 269 - Three Man Fact Shootout

Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in disappointment, with three of the worst ever facts presented. Plus, the guys try speed undressing for themselves. 

1. ConCon biscuits call 
2. Random Rob - 10 years on 
3. Fact shootout 
4. Speed undressing challenge 

2024 Ep 268 - Important Biscuit Discussion

It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits.

1. Jack doorstops the CEO of Mars 
2. Bec loses her Oura Ring 
3. Extreme empaths 
4. ConCon biscuit chat 

2024 Ep 267 - We Caught a Live Weasel

Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A extended voice mail from a friend leaves Andy in a sticky (or stinky) situation, and ConCon's location is finally revealed.

1. Jack’s hoarding more jackets 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Andy leaves an embarrassing voice mail 
4. ConCon location reveal 

2024 Ep 266 - The Best Timed 'Must Be Nice' Ever

A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes in with a brand new Song Sleuth involving an Australian classic. Plus, listeners try their best to tell the guys someone they haven't thought of for a while. 

1. Salacious headlines 
2. ConCon bidding locations 
3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 
4. Turning to look at a fancy car 
5. Song Sleuth - Up There Cazaly 

2024 Ep 265 - Don't Listen To This Podcast at 3x Speed

Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths delight us again, and  a listener thinks they can listen to the podcast at 3x speed. 

1. Hamish’s Logies Uber ride 
2. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 
3. Extreme Empaths 
4. Podcast speed listening 
5. Gruff pays a visit 

2024 Ep 264 - The Moonwalkers Return

Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts to the test in Experimental as Anything, while wrapping up some Loose Ends in the meantime. Hamish brings back the Moonwalkers for a quick update, and we bounce around some location ideas for the upcoming ConCon.

1. Return of the speedy undresser 
2. Experimental as anything - toaster time 
3. Racing Sonny in the moonwalkers 
4. ConCon location suggestions 

2024 Ep 263 - ConCon is Coming

The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the games. We hound the Mint with requests for a coin, and Jack's weaselly ways are put under scrutiny once again. 

1. Con Con expressions of interest 
2. Extreme empaths 
3. Paris 2024 observations 
4. Your emails to the Mint 
5. Crows stealing golf balls 

2024 Ep 262 - Marg Lee vs Kerry Blake

Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners are invited to. Chit Chat Champions is back with a twist, as Marg Lee and Kerri Blake take each other on for a special Mum edition. Plus, Jack's bashful about mentioning you-know-who, but keen eared listeners have found some damning evidence against him. 

1. Moonwalkers first test 
2. Power moves 
3. Worldwide conferences 
4. Chit Chat Champions - Mums edition 
5. Mr. Ralph on the radio 

2024 Ep 261 - Totally Normal Tax Deductions

Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his popular radio show, leaving the guys unsure of what they mean to him. The CEO of the Royal Australian Mint speaks out about the ambitious coin saga, and we welcome a self-proclaimed hex key hero to test his special skill. 

1. Hamish’s tax test 
2. What does #6 mean to Jack? 
3. Hex key hero - special skill 
4. The CEO of the mint speaks 

2024 Ep 260 - Soft Truths

Hamish has been dipping into the joint account again, Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about shaky landings. George from Seinfeld might be ripping off the show, and Hamish's wife Zoe thinks she has a fool proof way to ward off demons. 

1. Hamish's latest purchase
2. Soft truths 
3. Pilot Josh talks shaky landings 
4. Limes to ward off demons 
5. Jason Alexander’s bell 
6. AI temperature check 

2024 Ep 259 - "Why Do I Do Some of the Things That I Do?"

Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalmers' hairdressers and also discover that our listeners are extreme empaths just like Bec. Plus, Hamish had an encounter with a very funny name, and listeners join the show to Upset Andy once again! 

1. Jack weasels for a new golf shirt 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Speaking to Jim Chalmers’s hairdresser 
4. Extreme Empaths 
5. Mr. Bean 

2024 Ep 258 - Inside The Mind of an Impulse Buyer

A famous surfer is influencing Hamish's Instagram algorithm and Hamish doesn't understand why. A brotherly feud takes place on a new edition of Chit Chat Champions. Hamish is wondering if he technically counts as a university alumni when he never graduated, and Andy had his first facial. Plus, Jordann says she can guess the croak of any frog... so how does her claim stack up when put to the test? 

1. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 
2. Chit Chat Champions - brothers edition 
3. University alumni 
4. Andy’s painful facial 
5. Croaks and Ribbets - Frog special skill 
6. Driveway speed 

2024 Ep 257 - Hamish & Zoe’s risky dinner party theme

Listener Hugo thinks he can name the drummer in any band by simply looking at a photo of them, so does he live up to the hype? Hamish hosted a 'dress as your partner' dinner party, which uncovered a lot of interesting details about how his partner perceives him. Meanwhile, Andy had an incident at a local French cafe, and needs Hamish to help him resolve it, and maybe get some free ham for Henri in the meantime. Plus - a frog based special skill evaluation and Andy's amazing sleep quality.

1. Guess the drummer - special skill 
2. ‘Dress as your partner’ dinner party 
3. Hamish helps Andy out of an awkward situation at his local cafe 
4. Identifying the frog by its croak 
5. 100% sleep quality 

2024 Ep 256 - The Ultimate Ear Witness

The boys are dumbstruck as a tradie walks into the studio and interrupts the podcast... but was it really an accident? The guys play another edition of everybody's favourite pizza based guessing game, Pizza Lotto, and still wonder if Pino actually understands the rule. Bec drops her engagement ring in the toilet, and Hamish brings back Movie in a Minute with Oscar nominated French film, 'Anatomy of a Fall.'

1. Pizza Lotto 
2. Ear witness - Can you pick a voice in a line-up? 
3. Washing new clothes before wearing them 
4. Bec's engagement ring in the toilet 
5. Movie in a minute - Anatomy of a Fall 

2024 Ep 255 - Guess Who's Coming To Hamish's House!

Hamish has a very special guest coming to his house and asks the guys to guess who it might be. Liv comes down to Melbourne to showcase her Treadmill Special Skill - so how will she fare under the pressure of winning a coin? Andy thinks Bec is an Escape Room champion, and wants to see if she'd join a national team, and the guys go through the A-Z of special Aussie coins and wonder what took the spot for 'H.' 

1. Guess who’s coming to Hamish's house 
2. Liv the Milage Mindreader - Treadmill special skill 
3. Will Bec compete in the escape room national championships? 
4. Glasses are a scam 
5. A - Z of Aussie commemorative coins 

2024 Ep 254 - The New Original Pranksters

Hamish and Andy officially re-enter the prank game with Hamish's amazing hat prank finally being put to the test to some unsuspecting waiters at a cafe. Andy has an updates on acai bowl investment, which leaves the gang lamenting about their lost BitCoin again. Hamish has a question on an Uno ruling that caused a stir in his household, and some more of the most powerful power moves!

1. The hat prank 
2. Loose ends and bitcoin sadness 
3. Power moves 
4. Ultimate Uno ruling 

2024 Ep 253 - It's Andy's BIRTHWEEK!

It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo might've stolen the show's signature scent. Andy received a bizarre survey from The Burnley Tunnel, and Hamish finally reveals the hats! 

1. Please Andy 
2. Burnley Tunnel recommendations 
3. Hamish’s prank hat reveal 
4. CR7 vs. Andy by Hamish 

2024 Ep 252 - A Hat Prank Development

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclists.

1. A Royal Mint connection 
2. Andy’s awkward ‘hi’ song 
3. Hat construction progress 
4. Your fastest corners 
5. Power Moves 
6. Rudy the high paid cyclist 

2024 Ep 251 - The most unconventional Chit Chat tactic yet

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise. 

1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation 
2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars 
3. Darcy under the microscope 
4. NRL coins 
5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia 
6. Dogs looking at you while they poo 

2024 Ep 250 - Huge Andy News!

Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings in some more school song bangers, and Hamish provides an update on the noise that's been disturbing Zoe's sleep. 

1. Huge Andy news! 
2. Rental car stand-off - ‘She’s had enough’ 
3. School song bangers 
4. Update on Zoe’s noise complaint 

2024 Ep 249 - The Most Powerful Member of the Podcast

Listener Sarah knows Jim Chalmers' hairdresser, and gives us the inside scoop on his corporate cut. Andy thinks he knows who the most powerful person on the podcast is, and it's not who you'd think. Hamish's wife has a noise complaint that Hamish is determined to solve, and he also has an update on the amazing hat prank. 

1. Power Moves 
2. Jim Chalmers hairdresser connection 
3. Hat prank update from Hamish 
4. Who’s the podcast’s most powerful member? 
5. Zoe’s noise complaint 

2024 Ep 248 - A Sleuth Within a Sleuthing - Sleuthception

Hamish realises that if the show continues to call out confectionary related fails, then they should also celebrate all the chocolate heroes out there. Andy really struggles with giving advice to Bec, so gives Hamish & Jack a chance to prove their boyfriend capabilities. A local radio show is stealing segments from the podcast, Hamish has a car based game with his kids, and the listeners return to Upset Andy again. 

1. Chocolate heroes 
2. Boyfriend simulator 
3. Upset Andy 
4. Hamish’s Sandstorm blowhole game 
5. Segment Sleuth - Jack rips off Song Sleuth 

2024 Ep 247 - The Amazing Hat Prank

Hamish has discovered what may be the best prank ever in a kids magazine he bought for Sonny, while Andy thinks Bec might be too empathetic after an incident at the F1. Bernard jumps on the show to demonstrate his Bluey expertise against Bluey creator Joe Brumm, and The Royal Perth Mint delivers some tough blows. 

1. Royal Perth Mint 
2. Bec has too much empathy 
3. Kids magazine hat prank 
4. Bernard’s Bluey brilliance - special skill 
5. Malteasers April Fools 

2024 Ep 246 - The Worst Keep It Or Delete It EVER!?

Hamish brings a gripe to the table for the guys, talking about jokes he doesn't think his wife Zoe gives enough respect to. Tell Us Someone returns for 2024 and Andy's got a Keep It or Delete It that might be the worst thing ever brought to the show, plus some very powerful power moves! 

1. Jokes your partner doesn’t respect 
2. Power moves 
3. Choccy news 
4. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while 
5. Keep it or Delete it - Only Farts 

2024 Ep 245 - Jack’s Upset Andy Backfires

The "I Will Never Mention Mr. Ralph" shirts have been released into the world, with various listeners sharing their pledges of silence around Mr. Ralph. The boys learn of a listener who shares Jim Chalmers' parkrun, and plan to catch him out with a parkrun sting. Hamish's favourite movie had a sequel in book form and there's a big, big sound that the Song Sleuth is investigating.

1. Mr. Ralph pledges 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Coin updates: Parkrun with Jim Chalmers 
4. Hamish's book recommendation: Heat 2  
5. Song Sleuth - GWS vs. Ke$ha 

2024 Ep 244 - I Will Not Mention Mr. Ralph

The boys have a new initiative to ensure that Mr. Ralph is NEVER mentioned again on the show. Hamish has an incident with a spider and thinks they're getting more intelligent and Andy's back with a new round of "Who Did I See?" Plus, the guys listen to YOUR submissions to find out who will be the lucky winner of Hamish's two white tiger heads.

1. I will not mention Mr. Ralph 
2. Spiders are getting ballsier 
3. Who did I see? 
4. Tiger head giveaway & song submissions 
5. Andy’s apartment fiasco 

2024 Ep 243 - You Spoil Us, Ambassador

Hamish & Andy are joined by coin nerd (or expert) Joel Kandiah from The History of Money, who has a massive breakthrough on the quest to get a minted coin. The guys twist the stories in Salacious Headlines, and the chocolate scandals keep coming in, with a Toblerone injury and Ferrero Rocher debacle being shared. Plus, Hamish has a prize giveaway for a lucky listener...

1. Coinologist Joel 
2. Salacious headlines 
3. Ferrero Rochers and Toblerone injuries 
4. Hamish's tiger heads up for grabs 

2024 Ep 242 - Can We Mint A Commemorative Coin?

Andy has a huge idea for an adventure the show could go on involving the Royal Australian Mint and Jim Chalmers, but it could take over 2 years to come to fruition. Gustomer service checks are officially back, with Brisbane's Gusto da Gianni delivering an overwhelming level of gusto after a shaky start. Hamish has two new furry friends in his life and a special skill that seems beyond impossible. 

1. H&A $1 coin 
2. Gustomer Service Checks: Gusto da Gianni 
3. Hamish’s Kittens 
4. Impossibly quick clothes removal 

2024 Ep 241 - The Government Mandated Break is over!

Hamish & Andy are back for 2024 and are wondering what the show stands for this year, and what might be better left in the past. Speaking of the past, Andy discovers Alicia Keys' SuperBowl blunder has been wiped from the internet, leaving the gang to discuss classic Hamish & Andy blunders they'd rather rewrite. Andy's fed up with taking on extra jobs around the house, and another batch of the most powerful power moves. 

1. What do we stand for in 2024? 
2. That's an Andy job 
3. Power Moves 
4. Rewriting history 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 240

1. Extraordinary Discovery: Mr. Ralph meets Jack 
2. Loose ends & fart emails 
3. Kris Kringle - gifts we hate 
4. Goodbye for 2023 & Remembering Project for summer 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 239

1. Darcy under the microscope - robot vacuum 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Must be very nice merchandise infomercial 
4. Best phone number 
5. Sea-Monkeys dig in 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 238

1. H&A bling fling - new Must Be Very Nice merch 
2. Power Moves 
3. Tales of Facebook Marketplace 
4. Josh the nickname machine - Special skill 
5. Henri as a housemate 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 237

1. Croc wars - The journey so far 
2. We finally get a hold of Tony 
3. A Spectacular croc tour with Wes 
4. Discussing the plaques 
5. Peace talks with Tony and Wes  

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 236

1. Filling the gap candidates 
2. Sea-Monkeys 
3. Weatherman drops H&A references 
4. Hamish’s supernatural quiz 
5. Final croc wars business - gross allegations  

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 235

1. Andy’s flooded house 
2. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
3. Hamish’s board game idea 
4. Croc war chaos - do we still go to Darwin? 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 234

1. Mr. Ralph calls the show 
2. Solid chocolate Kit-Kat mystery 
3. Hamish’s ageing car beeps 
4. The Croc Wars - a devastating update 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 233

1. Fill a gap...with Andy's fake tooth 
2. Hamish actually can't be a GP for a day 
3. Note sniffer Josh - Special Skill 
4. Chit Chat Campion: Father v daughter 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 232

1. Hamish thinks he could be a doctor 
2. Platform perfection - special skill 
3. Power moves 
4. Special Weasels Unit - Trestle tables 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 231

1. Jack doesn’t want to talk about Mr Ralph 
2. The deodorant sniffer - special skill 
3. Croc wars - the secret tapes 
4. Hamish's 'Do not review' 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 230

1. Darcy under the microscope…again 
2. Driveway is in use 24/7 & respecting the orange bollards 
3. Bec in the bath - too rude for instagram 
4. Power moves 
5. Floor napping in domestic terminals 
6. Mike's rat test 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 229

1. A cheeky toilet excursion 
2. Hamish’s face blindness trick 
3. Andy the note sniffing canine 
4. Croc myths 
5. Mike’s apology song 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 228

1. Neutron Disaster
2. The note sniffer 
3. Mount Everest
4. A Lost Touch Confession
5. Cheeky boy toilets announcement 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 227

1. Upset Andy 
2. Pizza Lotto conspiracy theory 
3. New signatures update 
4. Year round turkey 
5. Song Sleuth 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 226

1. Hamish’s special present: New signatures 
2. Roles in prison 
3. Bec’s Dad restaurant prank 
4. Maltesers pronunciation in the wild 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 225

1. Kip’s croc report 
2. Power moves 
3. Pizza lotto witch sniff 
4. Lost bird correspondence 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 224

1. Croc wars - Kip the spy 
2. Special Weasel’s Unit 
3. Keep it or delete it - British Airways 
4. Cheeky toilet update - Hamish’s butcher deal 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 223

1. Horgs has gone MAD! 
2. Captcha craziness 
3. Darcy under the microscope 
4. What celebrity did I see? Danish edition 
5. When is it polite to poo? 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 222

1. Horgs distribution bombshell 
2. Keep it or Delete it: Emojis 
3. Upset Andy 
4. Carpark compliment 
5. Music based Andy sighting masterpiece 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 221

1. Who has the best 'Hmmm'? 
2. Lost bird 
3. Car lights etiquette  
4. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 220

1. Online acronyms game 
2. Andy's times tables CD 
3. Let it beep - special skill 
4. Mike’s driver 
5. Pizza lotto 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 219

1. Small business skirmish 
2. Ad examinations 
3. Gotta peel ‘em all - Banana special skill 
4. Power moves 
5. 4-ply toilet paper 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 218

1. Kernel count - special skill 
2. Conversations in song 
3. Spelling Bee 
4. Investing in Lego Star Wars 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 217

1. Hamish’s incredible achievement 
2. Loose ends - Bunnings and chewy dragées 
3. Super Spotify scrubbing - special skill 
4. Big 4 batteries 
5. Cheeky toilets 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 216

1. Pod wars - Mars vs Twix 
2. Power moves 
3. Coin Audit Taskforce 
4. Andy’s toothpaste testimonials 
5. Human scales test 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 215

1. Croc bombshell 
2. Rudy playing Fruit Ninja 
3. Only 19 
4. Power moves 
5. Picking the chocolate bar - special skill qualifying round 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 214

1. Salacious headlines 
2. Hamish in the wrong bathroom 
3. Precise petrol pumper - Special skill 
4. King Andy 
5. Doggy daycare 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 213

1. More sightings of Andy in the wild 
2. Finish Bec’s sayings quiz 
3. Brian the Applelist: Kissabelle 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Hamish’s car charm 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 212

1. New health star ad 
2. Sonny's finished cake 
3. Power moves 
4. Chewy dragees 
5. Bec's away song 
6. Generous Hame 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 211

1. Toothpaste experiment 
2. Chit Chat Champions 
3. Greek yogurt health stars 
4. Spectacular Croc Jumping 
5. Sonny’s Rubik’s cube cake 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 210

1. All Bran video game 
2. The wind-up bell 
3. Hame’s buy list 
4. The streaming service Sensei - special skill 
5. One last Bunnings sausage order 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 209

1. 2023 fart investigation 
2. Power moves 
3. Bed sheet spray 
4. Song Sleuth 
5. What’s a griffin? 
6. Busker out of breath 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 208

1. Twirl Break Away or Time Out? 
2. Jack disagrees with a free plug 
3. The toe food flick - special skill 
4. We help Molly wriggle out of her job 
5. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 207

1. Ear camera surprise 
2. Just the sausage - Another Bunnings update 
3. Time is tight, guess the movie right - special skill 
4. New health stars info 
5. Power Moves 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 206

1. Sightings of Andy in the wild 
2. Bunnings sausage follow up 
3. Up yours to voice notes 
4. Nosferatu 
5. The cordial chronicles - James’s special skill 
6. Mike’s friendly fish catch 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 205

1. Was the Fish Guy cheating? 
2. Who did Andy see in L.A.? 
3. Hamish has the golfing look 
4. Can you answer three questions at the same time? 
5. MalTESERS update 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 204

1. Negative headlines 
2. Flake Luxury backflip 
3. Chit Chat Champions 
4. Hamish’s face blindness 
5. Lucia and James special skills vetting 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 203

1. Operation Mayfair 
2. Power Moves 
3. Unsolved Urban Tiny Mysteries 
4. Cupboards A-Million - kitchen special skill 
5. Hamish’s food news 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 202

1. Horgs’s merchandise distribution 
2. Hamish’s beach tent 
3. When's that footy footage? - special skill 
4. Saying no to Siri 
5. Upset Andy 

Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 201

1. The mandate’s over! 
2. Jack’s pancake voucher 
3. This fish, this fish - special skill 
4. Bunnings sausage sizzle shock 
5. Stand By Your Brand (F-Mania) 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 200

1. Welcome to the biggie! 
2. Loose ends 
3. A sub-2 banana peel? Connor's special skill 
4. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
5. THE SLIDE   
6. Government agent 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 199

1. Give a screenshot this Christmas 
2. GISS update - An accidental fart 
3. Ben the Currency Converter - Special Skill 
4. Winds of Glory 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 198

1. Power Moves 
2. Horgs is back in the rag game 
3. Andy Lee’s Pleasure Fest 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 197

1. Slide Party safety video 
2. The Guys are ageing 
3. Chit Chat Champion 
4. The Pleasure Fest budget 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 196

1. Celebrity Medicine Cabinet pitch 
2. Power moves 
3. 2 second banana peel 
4. A jury of three 
5. Watching a magic documentary with Zoe 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 195

1. Raffle draw 
2. Russell Howcroft and a Cool Boys Coup? 
3. Bec using Andy’s razors 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Ripley’s Eat It Or Not 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 194

1. Fedoras and forever hats - Ryan's special skill 
2. Cool Boys and the Russ-man 
3. Some slide party specifics 
4. Flake vs Flake Luxury 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 193

1. Emergency slide party...is BACK! 
2. Power Moves 
3. In-touch test 
4. Your best school marketing stories 
5. Hamish's exciting giveaway 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 192

1. Jack’s solar panels
2. Luggage Tetris 
3. The pizza smell test 
4. Chit Chat Champions 
5. 2 sip guarantee 
6. Help us pleasure Andy 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 191

1. Incredible Drops 
2. Chomp Choir - Emergency meeting! 
3. Andy’s toilet song 
4. The final siren - Andrew’s special skill 
5. Workout inspiration 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 190

1. Power Moves 
2. Fish update 
3. Aldi vs. The Majors - Special skill 
4. School advertisements 
5. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
6. End of career headlines 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 189

1. The Pancake Manor 
2. Andy’s upside-down fish 
3. Upset Andy 
4. Segment Sleuth - closer to home 
5. Hamish’s golf update - Bagger Vance 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 188

1. Podcast Weekly quiz 
2. Death metal diction - Special skill 
3. Floppy eyelid syndrome 
4. Segment Sleuth 
5. Remembering Project - Season 4 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 187

1. Digital horse blitz 
2. Fart re-investigation 
3. Hamish’s snow trip 
4. The Grunt Master - Tennis special skill 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 186

1. Where’s Doofy? 
2. Spiky Toblerone 
3. Name the break - surfing special skill 
4. Pleasure Andy 
5. Andy’s poo conundrum 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 185

1. Blake’s Boilover 
2. Pondering speed limits 
3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
4. Detective buzzwords 
5. Technology lags 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 184

1. Rexona’s response 
2. Fart investigation 
3. Upset Andy 
4. Pancake Parlour mystery 
5. Everyone wants your data 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 183

1. St Peter Out first designs 
2. Power Moves 
3. Song Sleuth 
4. Health star rating for soda water 
5. What were we up to in 2010? Hamish & Andy Unlimited 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 182

1. Garage door prank - Who was really at fault? 
2. Rudy’s Mr. Dinkles birthday cake 
3. Chit Chat Champion 
4. Another Shane Jacobson update 
5. What were we up to in 2008? Hamish & Andy Unlimited 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 181

1. Who did I see? 
2. Power Moves 
3. Poop Bros. 
4. The Duping Game 
5. What were we up to in 2006? Hamish & Andy Unlimited 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 180

1. Showing Zoë a magic trick 
2. Jack’s wedding invite 
3. Sam the Fruit Ninja – special skill 
4. Chomp Choir logistics 
5. Body Drying update – 1 week later 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 179

1. Lawyer chat - Can you trademark a smell? 
2. The Belly Button Bandit – Amelia’s special skill 
3. How do you dry your body? 
4. Real-life fruit ninja 
5. Spyra water pistols 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 178

1. Andy by Hamish vs. Rexona Coconut 
2. Horgs’ son best on ground 
3. Alex the Snack Speculator – Special skill 
4. The inside word on Industry Superfunds ads 
5. Amelia – The belly button heat-seeker 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 177

1. Jill Post’s Pancake Parlour gripe 
2. Horgs’ thoughts on Lazy Susans 
3. House cleansing witch 
4. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
5. St. Peter Out necklaces 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 176

1. Zio Pino’s 40th birthday 
2. Andy’s garage door repairman 
3. Power Moves 
4. 12 Pot Perfection – Nick’s beer carrying special skill 
5. Chomp Chat – a chomptacular peter out? 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 175

1. Chomp chums choir chat 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Hamish’s Bug-a-Salt laser review 
4. Academy Awards winners – special skill 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 174

1. Sensitive mouths super show / Nandos undercover experiment 
2. Milk expiry – special skill 
3. Andy visits the dentist 
4. Spaghetti length – special skill 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 173

1. Andy comes out guns blazing  
2. Greg Internet vs Magic Mike 
3. Dan Sugar’s teeth chomping presentation – Special Skill 
4. Hamish’s first golf lesson 
5. Minty lamb 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 172

1. Heated jackets 
2. Worst crime you've committed in the eyes of the in-laws 
3. Power moves 
4. Is honesty the best policy? 
5. Dan Sugars, the melodic chomper 
6. Remembering Project – Mike’s blooper 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 171

1. Schweppes Follow Up 
2. Instant jingles – Mick’s Special Skill 
3. Dog Limousine 
4. Chit Chat Champion 
5. Industry Superfunds ad suspicions 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 170

1. Upset Andy 
2. Movie trailer voiceovers 
3. Celebrating sensitive mouths with some potential special skills 
4. Gustomer service check - Lifetime Trailers 
5. The Remembering Project - Kevin Rudd 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 169

1. Power Moves 
2. Choir Chums – Mike’s exceptional gear change 
3. Hamish is breaking up with his pots and pans 
4. The Human Word Count – Joel’s special skill 
5. Keep It or Delete It: Pubic hair 
6. The Remembering Project is back! 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 168

1. The Bug-A-Salt Review 
2. Can you tell the Olsen Twins apart? Millie’s Special skill 
3. Andy Airbnb'd a celebrity’s house 
4. Hamish is open to golf sponsorships 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 167

1. The Bug-A-Salt arrives 
2. David & Goliath 
3. Gustomer Service: Roof Carrier Systems 
4. The King of the Claw – Nick's skill tester special skill 
5. Food heroes and villains 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 166

1. Another choir chum 
2. Window Wow 
3. Alcohol percentage – special skill 
4. Tall Terrier mud bath 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 165

1. Upset Andy 
2. Baby beard presentation 
3. Café Gusto gusto check 
4. Bug-a-Salt 
5. A suspicious Special Skill submission

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 164

1. Horgs’ devastating announcement 
2. Power Moves 
3. National Parks Special Skill 
4. Dutch Deals hat 
5. Song to Cram 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 163

1. Choral scholarship audit 
2. Chit Chat Champions 
3. Jack’s had a baby! 
4. Angus Brayshaw: wine pour special skill 
5. Bobblehead Mike 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 162

1. Chemist Warehouse ad 
2. Harry’s gluten-free special skill 
3. Kennel cough 
4. A special skill challenger 
5. Vale Shane Warne 

Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 161

1. What we’ve learned 
2. Bobby Knuckles 
3. The Big Ask / Jack’s crack attack 
4. Two sneaky tricks 
5. Three Wise Men gifts 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 160

1. The weasel-off 
2. Doofy's summer stable plans 
3. Upset Andy 
4. Power Moves 
5. Three wise men 
6. Nothing Else Matters 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 159

1. Horgs’s powerful power moves workforce 
2. Shane Jacobson ad made Bec cry 
3. Guess Who – Special Skill 
4. Sex talk with Mum 
5. Chit Chat Champion 
6. How long is a moment? 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 158

1. Doofy catch up 
2. Apple vs. Spotify 
3. Rod’s song – special skill 
4. Power Moves 
5. The health star mystery deepens 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 157

1. The new Power Moves book & strong coffee tables 
2. Lachlan the Barcode Bandit – Special Skill 
3. When Hamish turns 40 
4. Song Sleuth apology 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 156

1. Mica’s Earworm 
2. Upset Andy 
3. The power of the Pepper Cannon 
4. Power Moves 
5. Has Hamish lost touch? 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 155

1. Celebrity Impulse Club 
2. NBA players – Special Skill 
3. Song Sleuth 
4. Sultana Bran health stars 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 154

1. Power Moves book update with Horgs 
2. One burger, one bite ft. Hamish Blake – Special Skill 
3. Any luck for Jack Post the horse? 
4. Four'n Twenty game theory 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 153

1. Power Moves 
2. Name That Noise 
3. Verbal unsubscribe 
4. Hamish’s business challenge 
5. Star ratings – Special skill 
6. Shocking behaviours 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 152

1. The stud barn 
2. Dictionary skill – Frame of Shame? 
3. Free pies with Jonathan Brown 
4. Chit Chat Champion 
5. Concrete Davidson 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 151

1. Riches For All - The reveal 
2. Name drop game 
3. Power Moves 
4. Wand combat 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 150

1. Hamish Potter 
2. Frame of shame 
3. $100,000 scam 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Finding lost money 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 149

1. Special BitCoin announcement 
2. Horgs’s other gig 
3. Power Moves 
4. Common man check 
5. Comprehension test 
6. Uber eats can’t find Andy’s house 
7. Riches For All - update 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 148

1. Verbal unsubscribe pt 2 
2. Hamish’s new sneakers 
3. Sydney's worst ad update 
4. Pizza Lotto 
5. The Appleist Returns 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 147

1. Loose ends 
2. Shitbirds to start breeding – Digital horse update 
3. Sydney’s worst ad 
4. Pip perfect – special skill 
5. Jack is tied down 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 146

1. Auskick basics with Max Gawn 
2. Power Moves 
3. Dog vomit 
4. Sticker peeling perfection 
5. Verbal email unsubscribe 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 145

1. Riches For All 
2. When Siri interrupts Vance Joy 
3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
4. He Knows the Book – special skill 
5. T-shirt general enquiry 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 144

1. Scam Watch 
2. Movie scores – special skill 
3. Digital shitbirds update 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Hitting the cricket nets 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 143

1. Fanfare for the Common Man 
2. Power Moves 
3. Mario Kart quiz – special skill 
4. Puppy school 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 142

1. Canteen Duty 
2. Thunder Castle breeding 
3. Who’s checking the checker? 
4. Mario Kart – Special skill audit 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 141

1. T-shirt update with Horgs 
2. Zio Pino’s pizza menu special skill 
3. Chit Chat Champion 
4. Thunder Castle’s big weekend race 
5. Small Business Names 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 140

1. New ‘Common Man’ merch 
2. Thunder Castle’s first race 
3. Horgs: Head of merchandise distribution 
4. Fake Plants, yes or no?

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 139

1. Flight Party update with Safety Scott 
2. Fish hammock 
3. iPhone battery life – Special Skill 
4. Impulse Club 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 138

1. Star rating update 
2. Power Moves 
3. Thunder Castle 
4. Song Sleuth 
5. Old-time singer 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 137

1. Meeting our ZED trainer 
2. Danni’s accent – Special Skill 
3. The greatest secret 
4. Upset Andy 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 136

1. H&A Airlines ferociously delayed 
2. Tall terrier arrival 
3. The Star Wars quote king – special skill 
4. We’re buying a ZED horse 
5. Power Moves 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 135

1. Surprise impulse club 
2. Business Class seats for the slide party 
3. Health stars 
4. 6 Degrees of Separation – Special Skill 
5. Heavy blankets 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 134

1. Digital horse racing 
2. Sneezus – special skill 
3. Rattle Your Rivals 
4. Power Moves 
5. A few more slide party questions 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 133

1. H&A Airlines – flight selection 
2. Jack’s peanut butter test 
3. Dewalt v Makita 
4. Australia's Biggest Laundrette 
5. Jeff’s favour 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 132

1. Digital business idea 
2. Grab your boarding pass 
3. Customer service test 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Staring contest 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 131

1. Power Moves 
2. Emergency slide party update 
3. Wine pouring Special Skill 
4. Sonny’s Pikachu cake 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 130

1. Plane party update 
2. Kangaroo Island Tim Tams 
3. Sam’s shy greyhound 
4. Power Moves 
5. Jeff and the perfect pour 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 129

1. New tracksuits 
2. Shunned by a Russ 
3. Pizza Lotto 
4. Harry the Pie Sargent – Special Skill 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 128

1. Makita get in touch 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Operation: Authentico Italiano 
4. OnlyAndy247 switches to free 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 127

1. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 
2. Hillier’s hot seat 
3. It’s all downhill from here 
4. Intalia-no...or yes? Hamish investigates 
5. Potential special skills

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 126

1. Joe knows the note – Special Skill 
2. Hamish’s Pino proposal 
3. A punter’s responsibility  
4. Power Moves 
5. Elevator kiss 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 125

1. Wee mask 
2. Pino investigation 
3. Hamish’s boat license 
4. Blanked by a Blake 
5. Loyalty card lottery 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 124

1. OnlyFans Update 
2. Chit Chat Champion 
3. Nelson the Fruit Thrower – Special Skill 
4. Shunned by a Russell 
5. Tracksuit search continues 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 123

1. Possible adventures 
2. Power Moves 
3. Only Fans hard launch 
4. Horgs’s book update 
5. Special skill tests - Nelson vs Meredith

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 122

1. Hamish launches an Only Fans 
2. Power Moves 
3. Roof rack justice 
4. NYE party cull 
5. Upset Andy 

Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 121

1. Catching up 
2. Power tools Special Skill 
3. Horgs’ complaints line 
4. Tall terrier mixtape 
5. Another bitcoin password victim 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 120

1. Impulse Club 
2. Loose ends 
3. Incredible Drops 
4. Pizza Lotto 
5. Loyalty cards 
6. H&A’s true crime podcast 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 119

1. Secrets of Magic 
2. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while 
3. Big Man 
4. Jack’s house sweep 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 118

1. Gusto Police 
2. Power Moves / book update 
3. Battle of the Pokemen 
4. Upset Andy 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 117

1. Lamenting Chicken Fest 
2. Drum kit Subletter 
3. Harry knows the price – Special Skill 
4. Hame’s Health Quiz 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 116

1. Celebrity Medicine Cabinet – Andy Lee 
2. Giving back the kit 
3. Big 4 fruits 
4. Jack’s house sweepers 
5. Hamish complains 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 115

1. Impulse club - new arrivals 
2. Song Sleuth 
3. Pokemon Mike and the Sonny sting 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Tequila finish 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 114

1. Power moves book unboxing 
2. Fair footy trade 
3. Brittany the Song Database - special skill 
4. Unopened loyalty card check in 
5. Andy is getting a dog 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 113

1. Surprise demerit point audit 
2. Beard or no beard – special skill 
3. Unopened loyalty card 
4. Help Hame - Pokemon 
5. Next time, on Hamish & Andy 
6. H&A’s Remembering Project is live! 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 112

1. Number 6 song 
2. Sports sponsors – special skill 
3. Andy’s books in the USA 
4. Impulse Club 
5. Extort it or Report it 
6. H&A’s Remembering Project 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 111

1. Rocking Jack’s world 
2. Recognise that voice - special skill 
3. Deluxe power moves book 
4. Loyalty card teething issues 
5. Power Moves 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 110

1. Horgs reacts to expression of interest 
2. Upset Andy 
3. Impulse Club – first arrivals 
4. Tallest buildings – special skill 
5. Public private service announcement

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 109

1. Formal grilling 
2. Making the bed - Power Move test 
3. Impulse Club 
4. Expressions of interest 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 108

1. Loyalty cards – return to sender
2. Gibson or Fender? – special skill
3. Wayne’s World vs Crazy Clark’s
4. Impulse Club
5. Apple remote lesson
6. A thirst-quenching special skill

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 107

1. Copper sphere regret 
2. Power Moves 
3. Kalamazoo K1000 
4. Lawyer for Nic 
5. Matt the Temperature King – special skill 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 106

1. Cool Boys reunion? 
2. Loyalty card backflip 
3. Chit Chat Champion 
4. Nick’s glowing reference 
5. Punt Road billboard 
6. Billboard pt. 2 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 105

1. Impulse Club 
2. Regular Quiz 
3. Small weddings 
4. Jack’s loyalty card number 
5. Let’s get lyrical – Special Skill 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 104

1. Power Moves 
2. Stop, collaborate and hygiene 
3. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while 
4. Hygiene sign – suspect #2 
5. Character reference for the formal grilling 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 103

1. Job Sweeper 
2. Loyalty card hotline
3. The Pack Man - Supermarket special skill 
4. Horgs’ investors? 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 102

1. Bitcoin hacker Brad 
2. Flippy square reveal 
3. Emma the Human Lie Detector 
4. Zoe’s song update 
5. Power Moves 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 101

1. Bitcoin scammer 
2. Flippy square 
3. Golf club special skill 
4. H&A tribunal 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 100

1. Loyalty card update
2. The special skill special skill 
3. Power Moves 
4. Copper ball essays 
5. 100th episode special guest! 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 99

1. Movie years – special skill 
2. Power Moves 
3. Reply from Sony 
4. Upset Andy 
5. Horgs' Inventions 

Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 98

1. Loyalty card - marketing payment 
2. True price of the copper ball 
3. Chit Chat Champion 
4. Bollard rules 
5. Possible golf special skill