‘I will never mention Mr Ralph’ Grey Tee

If you listen to our podcast you know Jack doesn’t want us to ever speak about his mysterious discount flight hook up, Mr Ralph, for fear his sweet deal will be blown.

To honour his wish we have made our most serious bit of merch ever, so the world can show its support for our policy on total silence on the Mr Ralph issue, through the powerful medium of a T shirt. Please take the oath of silence and support this important campaign on a very sensitive issue, by getting your own tee, and let’s all not mention Mr Ralph, together.

Your order will arrive in late April.

Please upload a short voice message HERE of yourself mentioning the specific locations where you won’t mention Mr Ralph I.e. Your home, workplace, at your local cafe etc.

$35.00 AUD


Frequently asked questions
When will my order be sent?

Your order will be dispatched in late April. You will receive an email with tracking details from Australia Post.

If your order contains a pre-order ‘I will never mention Mr Ralph’ t-shirt, your TOTAL order will be dispatched when the stock arrives in our warehouse in late April.

If your order ONLY contains non pre-order items, your order will be dispatched within 5 business days. You will receive an email with tracking details from Australia Post.

Where can my order be shipped?

Within Australia, plus overseas (excluding countries suspended within the Australia Post network, which will not show as an option at checkout).

I have a general enquiry about my order, who do I contact?

General enquiries about your order can be directed to powermoves@lakepress.com.au. Please include your order number in the email.

What is your Returns Policy prior to the item being dispatched?

Change of mind purchases can be fully refunded, only prior to the item being dispatched.  Email us at powermoves@lakepress.com.au to request this.

What is your Returns Policy after the item has been dispatched?
  • Change of mind for hats:
    There are no change of mind returns for the hats due to health regulations.
  • Faulty items:
    In rare circumstances for any refunds relating to faulty items, please send details to powermoves@lakepress.com.au

We hold the right to be able to cancel and refund your order if stock is unavailable.

Size Guide
Size S M L XL XXL
Chest (cm) 95 100 105 111 118
Natural waist (cm) 76 82 87 92 97
Hip – 20cm below
natural waist (cm) 94 99 104 109 114