Is Cackling Jack a Witch?

In today’s Business Brunch, company man Nick accused Cackling Jack of being a Witch; based on his cackling laugh, girly tattoos and just the fact he thinks Jack is a Witch.

There was only one thing to do – a medieval Witch test. On urgent business we headed straight for the local pool to throw Jack in the water and let science decide – if he sinks then he’s human, but if he comes back up then he’s a Witch!

It was a pleasure doing business with you Nick.