Fish stuck in the head
Andy was recently at a friend-of-a-friend’s Bachelor party in the middle of America, when a friend of the Buck (called “Man-Bear-Pig”) spotted a dead cat fish at the bottom of the lake and thought it’d be a good idea to slap the Buck across the face with it.
But it wasn’t a good idea! …After the 2nd slap, the fish seemed to be attached to the Buck’s head. The barbed fin had pierced his neck! Man-Bear-Pig let go and the fish was hanging from his head. The Buck had a fish stuck in his head!